Day 108-- on being underwhelmed

The title of the final Harry Potter book was announced yesterday:

"Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows"

That's...uh, not was I was expecting. That's on par with "Harry Potter and the Damp Pants" or "Harry Potter and the Paper Cut" or "Harry Potter and the Malfunctioning Stovetop."

Or going with "Star Wars: the Empire Takes a Lunch Break" or "Home Alone 2: Lost in Cul de Sac" or "the Fellowship of the Childhood Friends" or "Rocky VI: Rocky Balboa" "Rocky VI: Retirement" or "Terminator: the Naptime of the Machines" or "Alien: Resuscitation."

posted, with grace and poise, by Jason @ 12/22/2006 03:07:00 PM,


At 4:33 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Pray tell, what should it be called, Jason???

At 8:19 PM, Blogger Qere Ketiv said...

How about "Harry Potter and the Butt Load of Money"? Seems about right.


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