Sunday, August 26, 2007

Day 355-- fantasy football

I just participated in a live draft for fantasy football. I've never done it before (fantasy football, I mean), and since most know I'm an ignoramus regarding most sports, here were my criteria for selecting players:

-Cool names (because cool names = cool players). Eastern European names got bonus cool points, as did people with mildly suggestive names.

-Players who ranked last got picked first by me. Someone has to love them.

-Location was a plus: "I like New England," I thought, "as well as Colorado. Let's pick people with cool names from there."

So here's hoping that my team--the New Originals--will win. Hooray!

1 comment:

  1. that's almost exactly how Matt Reed drafts

    his thing with the names is to add to them...so...

    M. Hines Ward
    Orange Julius Jones
    DeShaun Foster Kane
    Elementary Ben Watson
    etc.

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